An Eyewitness Account Of The Most Awkward Urology Lecture Ever

At the 1983 Urodynamics Society conference in Las Vegas , pioneering urologist Sir Giles Skey Brindley deliver what was singularly the most uncomfortable lecture in the history of academia . What began as a presentation on the handling of erectile disfunction quickly transform into an unwanted session of show - and - tell .

In 2005 , conference attendee Laurence Klotz recalled Brindley ’s talking to for the British Journal of Urology International . It all set about when Klotz ran into Brindley in a crowded elevator en route to the groundbreaking urologist ’s talk .

Klotz noticed that Brindley was sporting open track pants ( foreshadowing ! ) and some snapshots unsound for casual scrapbooking . “ [ I could ] vaguely make out the content of the slides , which look to be a series of picture of penile erecting [ and ] his dress seemed unsuitably daily , ” Klotz noted .

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Approximately 80 people had shown up for Dr. Brindley ’s evening lecture , an overall meager showing . Several attendees were bedeck out in formalwear , in anticipation of that Nox ’s group discussion receipt . Dr. Brindley ’s presentation plain off with the divine revelation that he had been inject his own John Thomas with vasoactive agent . Indeed , the good Dr. had the pictures to prove it :

His sloping trough - base talking consisted of a large serial of photographs of his penis in various states of tumescence after injection with a diverseness of dose of Vasomax and Kavrin . After viewing about 30 of these slides , there was no doubt in my creative thinker that , at least in Professor Brindley ’s lawsuit , the therapy was effective . Of course , one could not exclude the possibleness that erotic arousal had play a role in get these erections , and Professor Brindley acknowledged this .

Up to this point , Dr. Brindley had basically discover the hearing to a 26 - days - before - the - fact session of Chatroulette . That ’s certainly uncomfortable , but — in all likeliness and in a strictly historical sense — there have been worse vacation slides from sojourns to Hedonism .

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Anyway , Brindley continue his lecture by insist that utterly nobody could uphold a state of intimate arousal during a lecture such as this . Was this a veiled rebuff at the audience ? No . This was simply the signal that Brindley was about to loose the fruit of his confinement :

[ Brindley had ] injected himself with Kavrin in his hotel room before come to give the talk , and deliberately wore loose clothes ( hence the track - suit ) to make it possible to display the event . He ill-treat around the podium , and pulled his loose pants tight up around his crotch in an effort to demonstrate his erecting .

At this pointedness , I , and I believe everyone else in the elbow room , was agog . I could just believe what was take place on stage . But Prof. Brindley was not satisfied . He looked down skeptically at his pants and stimulate his head with dismay . ‘ Unfortunately , this does n’t display the results clearly enough ’ . He then summarily overlook his pant and shorts , revealing a long , thin , understandably erect penis . There was not a strait in the room . Everyone had stop breathing .

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But the mere public showing of his erection from the stump was not sufficient . He paused , and seemed to ponder his next move . The sense of drama in the elbow room was palpable . He then said , with sobriety , ‘ I ’d like to give some of the audience the opportunity to confirm the degree of tumescence ’ . With his pants at his knees , he waddled down the steps , come near ( to their horror ) the urologist and their partner in the front course . As he come near them , hard-on waggle before him , four or five of the women in the front rows threw their arm up in the air , seemingly in unison , and yell loud . The scientific merits of the display had been overwhelmed , for them , by the novel and unusual mode of demonstrating the answer .

The screech seemed to shock Professor Brindley , who rapidly pulled up his trouser , returned to the podium , and end the lecturing .

Sir Giles publish these findings — “ Cavernosal alpha - blockade : a new technique for investigating and treating erectile powerlessness ” — six months later . He later on contributed to scads of important urological research , but he would always be remembered for his gang - scattering oratory .

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