Anyone Using a Flip Phone Is Probably a Serial Murderer or a Drug Dealer

Are we entering a new age when a flip - phone is the mark of either drug trafficking or hired blackwash ? Are we there already ? peradventure we ’ve all just been watching too many episodes of The Wire .

Stand - up comedianHannibal Buressperformed on Conan last nighttime where he voiced a intuition regarding the illicit activity of snotty-nosed - headphone users . What bodily process will the next defunct communication theory twist bring to mind ? iPhone means psycho prowler ? Blackberry think devil worshipper ? Anyway , check out theConansite for Hannibal ’s full performance . [ Conan ]

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