The “ Songify The News ” gang has tackled the Star Wars anthology , share what they call previously unreleased musical numbers from the entire serial . That include the most shocking reveal of all : Supreme Leader Snoke is actually Jar Jar Binks . Twist !

The video , presented as a Criterion Collection - style give-and-take , shares several of the bigger hits and smaller tracks from Star Wars because they say the space opera was have in mind to be a melodious all along . Luke Skywalker ’s journeying is reduced to him being an annoyed prick who just wanted to go to “ Tosche Station ” for some power converter , and then we hear about how much his dad did n’t wish sand ( it ’s a lot ) . There ’s even a song endeavor to explain why midi - chlorians are n’t the dumbest idea in the Star Wars universe . Spoilers : It does n’t work .

But of class , the self-aggrandising reveal is saved for the conclusion , as we memorize that Snoke is actually Jar Jar Binks , and Kylo Ren has been following the orders of a Gungan all along . Of naturally , Snoke has n’t been established as a Sith Lord , which intend Jar Jar might not be Darth Binks , but whatever it sounds cooler so I ’m nonplus with it .

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One of the most popular fan theories about Snoke — that he was in reality Darth Plagueis — has been disproven … but do we really have any concrete test copy that he ’s not Jar Jar ? Well , yes and no . The worker who played Jar Jar suggest that there was somethingbeneath the surfacefor the character , but most of the theories take a firm stand that Plagueis disguise himself as Jar Jar before come out as Snoke . regrettably , Plagueis is super dead . But whatever , what ’s important is Jar Jar Binks is now the leader of The First Order .

As an extra bonus , here ’s a holiday television that turns the Battle of Hoth into a Christmas parade . Because the Star Wars Holiday Special should n’t be the only festive Star Wars “ musical ” around here .

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