As the Mutts ’ onslaught of werewolf serial killerscontinues , we learn Elena ’s secret werewolf origin . But who care when thegoddamn vodka selling campaign Elena ’s super - obtuse boyfriend is working on isactually coming back into play ?
get ’s start with the episode ’s principal plot , which is actuallyquite dull . That huntsman that Clay tussle with is missing , and obviously deadand somewhere on the Danvers ’ land . Before the Pack can take care of it , theSheriff and the other cracker hunter show up , so a great big posse comitatus forms tosearch the 100 acres of land , including Elena and Nick . Elena smell the body , she and Nick concoct an elaborate scheme to distract everybody ( she fakestwisting her ankle , Nick gets in a fight with a cracker ) and Laura embroil thecorpse somewhere else in wolf variety .
Boom , done . But meanwhile we also flashbackto Clay and Elena ’s early human relationship , and when I say interesting I meanbizarre . the Great Compromiser is an anthropology professor who has save a book of account onanthropomorphic relation ? Uh - huh . And Elena is lease as his “ typist ” ? Sure . And they fall in honey over the course of the semester while he dictates hisnext book to her ? What the hell is happening ? But this just pose the stages for the real insanity whenClay takes Elena to Stonehaven for the first time . First of all , Jeremy ispissed , because 1 ) Clay did n’t tell him he was coming , and 2 ) it ’s stupid forClay to have gotten engaged to a human girl . So he sends Clay away and servestea to Elena , which is when corpse , as a wildcat , pads into the life elbow room and just bites Elena directly on the hand
What the hell ? Jeremy seems as surprised as Elena is that awolf has walked into the support room , and he caution her against petting it , so Iassume he did n’t order Clay to do it . Also , no woman has ever survive “ thechange ” ( as they so cleverly put it ) before Elena , so this was a death sentence for all either of them screw . So I ingeminate : What the hell ? Why did Clay sting her ? Did something makehim ? Is something going on here behind - the - scene , or is this minute that pretend zero good sense like last hebdomad ’s very inauspicious wolf sexual practice harassmentscene ?
Elena outlive , obviously , but hat Clay . That does n’t keepher from policing the Mutts with him for two twelvemonth before she kills that onedude with the lycanthrope hand and decides to turn tail off to Canada . ( mark : I ’m assumingshe hated Clay all that fourth dimension , unless Clay did something else to her at the end of their two - yr stint that madeher pissed off again . )
What else ? Santos stops by to put up his proposal to Jeremy , his information for being allowed in the pack again . Jeremy start theinformation and then says he ’ll think about letting him back in . I ’m certain thatwon’t burn them in the arse at all . Elena ’s super - dull fellow invites her toa wedding , and Elena forsake the Pack to go home , even though they ’re still under attackby an unsung bit of werewolf serial killers . That ’ll also in all probability have no ramification whatsoever . And address ofwerewolf serial killers , the Mutt named Kane enter a raw one — a pedophilewho appears to have get his hands on Elena when she was minuscule , so , eww .
But as mentioned above , the self-aggrandising growing make out duringthe update of Dullfriend ’s vodka merchandising campaign . Dullfriend meet with hisclient who — and I swear I ’m not urinate this up — shows Dullfriend footage ofwhat are plain ( to the audience ) footage of Elena and Logan as wildcat running around , and asksDullfriend if he can somehow work it into the campaign . Dullfriend , like anymarketing executive director when tasked with a completely insane request from a client , just says sure and never even questions the fact this fashion plate has given him avideo of gargantuan wolves support around in a forest and told him to make it somehow sell vodka .
And suddenly , this stupid vodka effort is now the mostinteresting part of the show . unluckily for Bitten , though , it ’s still not that interesting .
Assorted Musings :
Early in the instalment , when look up to the sequential killerwhose scrapbook she stole , Elena enounce , “ I ’m the bitch that he need . ” Never dothat again , Bitten . Never .
Professor Clay attempt to not hire Elena for his typistposition by claiming he does n’t have time to cultivate her to spell words like Tlinget ( an endemic tribeof people on the northern Pacific coast ) . He does , apparently have time to blowinterviewing hundreds of underpaid stenographers until he find one thatalready has his ridiculously specific lexicon . cadaver ’s a dick .
Henry Clay gets raw awfully tight in his flashback sex scenewith Elena . They do n’t even irritate to lock his business office threshold .
Apparently when Jeremy found Clay , he was a “ feral swampboy . ” This explain his hotheaded nature , and continues to make his sudden jobas an anthrolopogy professor all the more insane .
That guess of Jeremy , Clay and Nick in the room access at theend was ridiculous .
“ You ’re like a rook , Clay — hold fast in your ways , zigzaggingall over the position . ” DOS SANTOS DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO diddle CHESS .
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