Oh Japan ! Why must you take something so pleasurable — massaging breast — and devise a mechanically skillful substitute for doing it yourself ? And not only that , paint it gold , call it “ Lucky Palm ” , and plaster a Buddha on the side ? That ’s proper , it ’s a Lucky Palm Breast Massager , straight from Japan , powered by AA batteries . As someone who studied a bit of Buddhism , I can say that Siddhartha would probably approve ( he was real letch ) . When he was around , no lady ’s middle road was safe . [ e - nls – ThanksCaptain Japan ! ]
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