Today I wasextremely abrasive with the Beamz Laser Music system . So acid , it seems , that the public relation company that represent the merchandise contacted me about it :
https://gizmodo.com/beamz-infomercial-is-most-stupid-promo-video-in-history-376659
Jesus :
Ouch ! – you really nailed us on the beamz video . Okay , you do n’t like the picture – I get that . But that ’s not being fair to the ware itself .
Of course , we do think the beamz offer mickle of opportunity for creativity and I am hoping you ’ll see that when you get the product . It is not mean to be a traditional melodic legal document because that deal so much training for mass to dominate . The beamz was conceptualise and create by an accomplished Hollywood musician and songwriter whose goal was to allow the intermediate music lover to experience the passion of making euphony .
Without a doubt , everyone who run across the beamz in individual and apply it , absolutely do it it . The beamz was a huge hit this weekend at its first major public effect – Celebrity Fight Night . you’re able to rule photos of the beamz at the eventhere .
Jesus , it ’s easy to knock us for a video you do n’t like – but I ’d rather you see and employ the beamz , then give us a fair brushup based on the merits of the product – not based on whether you like the video recording .
So , as the PR government agency representing the beamz , I am offering you the chance to adopt a set of beamz for a product review . Are you unforced to do that and give us a fair shot ?
Matt Silverman
Director of Public Relations
R&R Partners
And here ’s my reply :
I was n’t knocking your product because of a video I do n’t like . I was pick apart your ware because I think the concept is flawed from the start , grant for no creativity whatsoever , and because , having played an legal instrument for a good part of my life , there ’s no room for expresion in your intersection . I ’m drab , but it is a technological thingmajig , no matter if people have playfulness or not trying it .
In any typesetter’s case , I will put by my discernment of the concept and give it a fair trial run opportunity .
So yes , even if I risk my soul and mental saneness in the operation , I will be there like shareware . Hopefully , it will get in presently — and give even earlier — but I will give it , like everything else we test , a fair shot .
In the meantime , you’re able to moderate thecompletely cockeyed and grotesque video and leave alone your opinion here .
HORRIBLEMusic
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