Home AloneEdited with More Blood Seems So Hilariously Demented

permit ’s be real , if Kevin pull off the traps and stunt he did in Home Alone in real life , there would be no film , because the Wet Bandits would be dead than deadened . Torching a scalp , smash a head with a can of paint , beat up a bureau with a crowbar , all those scenes would end up with a portion of gore and someone dying . But because it ’s a fun kid ’s Christmas movie , we ca n’t have that . Or can we ?

Bit Massivere - edited some scene from Home Alone to let in more realism , which is to say , append more line of descent and more death to previously silly view . So in these new interpretation , the coke shovel to the head would spew blood everywhere and the big swing clubhouse down the stair ( plus the huge fall ) would definitely change form a expression or two . Metal .

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