How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (on Earth)

We ’re escape more than a few element on this planet to make the infamous cocktail from The Hitchhiker ’s Guide to the Galaxy — unless someone has a taciturnity of Arcturan Mega - gin they ’re not telling us about — but this enterprising young man has concocted a formula that may give Earthlings a semblance of the drink that tastes “ like have your brains blast out by a gash of lemon , wrapped ’ labialise a big amber brick . ”

Personally , I might suggest adding 1 oz of Everclear to verify the brick part is truly represented , but to each their own .

[ ViaThe Mary Sue ]