How to Make Siri Curse Like a Sailor

Getting world-weary with Siri ? Us too . get hold out what the conditions is , setting reminders and asking question father quondam . You know what never gets honest-to-god ? Hearing a automaton voice curse . I mean , we ’re all teenage male child at heart , right ? Here ’s how to make Siri excommunicate like a motherfucking sailor .

If you ’re well offended by piquant words , do n’t see the television . It ’s a cussing gravy that murders every curse word rule in the book . Very , very NSFW

Change Your Name to a String of Expletives

Siri wo n’t react with an atomic number 9 - bomb if you anathemise at her but she will call you whatever you tell her to call you . So if you substitute your name with Mr. Dickfuck Shitlicker Damnbitch Asshole , she ’ll call you just that . Easiest and least confusing way to do it is to ask Siri for your name pre - expletive change and then tap the white reference card . Fill in your bad word in the first name theatre of operations and take heed to her spew expletive tidings . I screw it when you talk muddied baby .

Send Yourself an Offensive Text Message

One of the most useful feature of Siri is how she can take textbook messages out loudly for you . Yup , you’re able to see where this is going already . Take a acquaintance ’s phone and seek to fit as many curse words you’re able to in 160 characters . Or if you desire to keep the merriment for yourself , text yourself from Google Voice .

Play a Song with a Curse Word in the Song Title

Cee - Lo ’s Fuck You . Lily Allen ’s Fuck You . Dead Kennedy ’s Too Drunk to Fuck . NWA ’s Fuck Tha Police . South Park ’s Uncle Fucka . Akon ’s I Wanna Fuck You . Brian Jonestown Massacre ’s Fucker . stifle Victim ’s Fucked Reality . Triumph the Insult Comic Dog ’s Cats Are Cunts . And the list go on . Tell Siri to play ( song title ) , and she ’ll repeat the ( song claim ) before the song plays .

Video by Michael Hession . Music byErgo Phizmiz

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